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Timber! and Chicken Training

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Other than providing you with my entertaining Product Review, I’ve been busy working on adding an on-line shop to the Back to Basic Living website for my bath products. I’ve enjoyed using Etsy, but there is an expense involved in using it and with the cost of everything rising these days, the easiest way for me to keep my selling prices affordable is to offer the products from my own website. I hope to have it up in the next week or two so those of you that have told me you start your Christmas shopping early can continue making the rest of us look bad by getting your bath product gifts a full three months early. There is seriously something wrong with you people.

Eddie came out this weekend and sawed down three especially huge trees that were dead and leaning ominously toward the house. Bernie could certainly have done this himself, but he was not comfortable with the proximity of the trees to the house. Eddie has a lot more experience sawing down large trees and plus, it’s not his house, so his comfort level is greater. My comfort level, on the other hand, was lacking a great deal. I pretty much hid in the house and only stepped outside the door when my curiosity couldn’t stand it any longer. It was at one of the exact moments when I was peaked with curiosity that I stepped just outside the door in time to hear Eddie say “Wow. Brother, that tree is heading the wrong way” and I looked up just in time to see a humong-nificant oak tree land exactly on top of a section of the fence that Bernie just finished putting in not too long ago. It was flattened beyond recognition. I went back inside and prayed I was safe there and wondered if it was too early in the day to start drinking.

In the next few days, Bernie plans on sawing up the trees they took down today and repairing the fence. He’s also promised to start running electricity to my garden shed and the chicken coop. The girls have been fussing about getting chilly the past few nights, so they are pretty excited about having electricity for the heat lamps as the nights get cooler.

And speaking of the girls, I’ve got the Black Spanish hens trained to fly up to my shoulders or arms when I hold my arms out. Occasionally a Phoenix will join them. I was outside playing with them and
had three on my arms and shoulders when Bernie came out with the camera. One of them jumped down, but he managed to get a few pictures of two of them:

Two White Faced Black Spanish Hens and Me

Pretty Black Spanishes

And how cool is it that my shirt matches with the coop exactly?

Cute little bugger.

OK, I admit it. The truth of the matter is that I never trained my chickens to fly up to my arms and shoulders. They trained me to hold my arms out for them as they flew up. None the less, I can talk and they can’t. So I trained them. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Be free,
Penny

Bernie is a Fence Spoolin’ Fool

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Today is a big day on the homestead. Bernie officially finished fencing in the yard around the house. When we decided to move here, we cleared a chunk of land in the middle of our property, and since we never had it officially measured, I’m really not sure how large it is. I would guess maybe an acre or an acre and a half. I do know that we bought over 1200 feet of field fencing, and Bernie used most of it.

I don’t know if you’ve ever worked with field fencing, but I have to tell you that stuff is heavy. Really heavy. In fact, when we bought it, they loaded each bale of it in the back of our pick up truck using a fork lift. It didn’t take Bernie long to figure out he was going to have a heck of a time running that wire alone – especially because the vast majority of it would be in the woods. He thought about having a fence stringing party, but couldn’t think of anyone he disliked enough to invite. He really didn’t want to do that to a friend. He checked with several stores to see if they make something that will help spool wire, and the only thing they suggested was a piece of equipment that requires a three point hitch. Not only do we not have a three point hitch, there is no way a vehicle sporting a three point hitch would fit through the woods where he needed it.

So, as he usually does when he’s in need of a home made tool, Bernie went to Tex. He told Tex he would like to build a fence spooler. Something inexpensive, strong, and disposable, since it would only be used to run wire for this fence and then likely never be needed again. Most importantly, it had to spool by having a spinning bottom to rest the bail of wire on. And, as he always does, Tex designed and built the perfect tool.

And here it is:

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And here’s how it works – see the big piece poking up in the middle in the above picture? Well, Bernie lays that down towards the ground and “threads” in the bale of wire. Like this:

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Then he stands up the whole thing, with the longest leg of the spooler pointed toward the direction he will pull:

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Then he grabs the end of the wire and begins to pull. The wire bale rests on steel plates that actually rotate, while the base remains firmly in place:

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And he pulls, and pulls, and pulls:

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I’m not sure Bernie could have fenced in the yard without the Tex-O-Matic spooler. While it was still a great deal of work, the spooler helped immensely. Especially in places like this – which is typical of where he ran the fence other than the short piece beside the drive way:

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So, thanks to Tex’s creativity and Bernie’s hard work and Incredible Hulk muscles, we now have a fenced in yard! I really love the way Bernie ran the fence through the woods. I know it was a lot of difficult work for him, but there are very few places we can actually see the fence when we look around the yard. It feels a little less confining. It will also allow the dogs we get shortly to have plenty of woods to run around in, while being restricted to the yard area of our property.

By the way, as soon as we finished up the rain barrel, we went into a near drought. But we’ve finally gotten rain the past couple of days, and the rain barrel has about 25 – 35 gallons of water in it! It works like a charm.

The chickens are doing great. Duke is figuring out how to act like a rooster and spends the majority of his time looking out for his girls – and the girls just love him. He crows off and on all day now, making sure that everyone knows he’s large and in charge. It has gotten extremely rare that any of the chickens challenge him these days. Even Lucy-fer has realized she doesn’t stand much of a chance against Duke. She now focuses her aggression on poor little Bobby Lee. They are about the same size, but Lucy-fer beats Bobby Lee out in the ornery department. So far, she’s nothing more than annoying. I’ve reminded her daily that we will not tolerate mean chickens on the homestead, and casually mentioned how much we love chicken noodle soup. She clucks and bawks at me, but I’ve noticed she’s not pushing the envelope on it.

We leave in a couple of days to head out west and visit Bernie’s family. I really can’t wait to see them, but I’m very anxious about leaving the homestead. I shouldn’t be. We have a wonderful woman who will look after the place and take care of the chickens and cats while we’re gone. And Bernie’s family is a hoot. I really love spending time with them. Besides, Bernie thinks I need to work on my social skills. I think he’s concerned that my communication level is eroding to clucks, peeps, and occasional crows.

Bee Free,
Penny

The Chickens That Almost Were

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

We seem to be stuck in a weather pattern around here – rainy one day, windy and cold the next. This has been going on for a couple of weeks and, according to the long term weather forecast, will continue for the foreseeable future. Bernie pretty much decided to ignore the rain and worked on clearing out a spot for his new work shop. We found a small company that will construct a barn shed for him for less than he could build it himself. They’re also going to build a small garden shed for me. Yay!

Bernie and Eddie took down a couple of locust trees last week that were starting to die. One of them had a hollow spot in the middle and was full of carpenter ants. When he cut and stacked that wood, word quickly spread throughout the feathered friends network, and we had flocks of birds hanging around the woodpile and eating ants for a few days. We saw several baby woodpeckers enjoying the hassle free meal too. Too cute.

I was two seconds away from ordering 25 one day old chicks this week. I had filled out the on-line order form, entered a credit card number, and had my finger poised above the “Order Now” button, when I decided I really better check with Bernie first. Naturally, he had to go and apply a little logic to the situation (such as mentioning the small fact that we don’t have the fence up yet, let alone the chicken coop). In my defense, the chicks have to stay inside in a brood box for at least three weeks, and I figured that was plenty of time to get everything ready for them before they head outside. Bernie didn’t quite see it that way, and in the end I decided not to hit the “Order Now” button on the website. I swear, he can be such a buzz kill sometimes.

I was in a soaping mood and made several new soaps this week. Here’s a picture of three of them:

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Left – Lemongrass and Rosemary essential oil blend
Middle – Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil and Safflower Oil unscented soap for Bernie
Right – Asian Garden, which is a Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, and Safflower Oil soap with a heavenly, exotic floral scent

Oh, and for those of you who have asked, the Honeycomb soap is up for sale on the website now.

I also made a new soap for girls I named Fairy Dust Soap. It’s a glycerin soap with hot pink body glitter in it and is lightly scented with Dreamcicle fragrance. I made this one especially for my niece to give as Easter gifts to a few of the kids’ friends. She really seemed to like it. I’ll post a couple of pictures below, but they don’t show off the sparkle very well. If you want larger, more sparkly pictures, you can see them on my Etsy shop page:

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I also took a picture of a couple of them packaged up:

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And yes, I did indeed write another poem to include with this soap. Just when you were certain my creative genius could not get any more awesome, I bring you this jewel:

Fairy Dust Soap

Wash with me and sparkle,
With all your hopes and dreams.
I am made of magic,
Sprinkled with Fairy Wings.

As you bathe and lather,
Dream of dancing on the stars.
You can rise above the heavens,
You will certainly go far.

This Fairy Dust will clean you,
And bring you lots of smiles.
So bathe with me each evening,
We’ll share the magic for a while.

Yes, yes, I know. I should really stick to just making soap. But I am forever hopeful that a young child will appreciate my poetic talent or, at the very least, be so excited about sparkly soap that she doesn’t laugh at my lack of it.

This week promises to be much the same as last, with regard to weather. Bernie is determined to continue working on the fence, even if it does rain a bit. I think he realizes he can only put me off for so long from getting my chickens. I made up a little chicken song and have been singing it to him all day. Poor Bernie. He probably wants me to get chickens soon in the hopes that I’ll aggravate them instead of him. I’m pretty sure I have enough aggravation in me to go around though.

Bee Free,
Penny

The Soapinator

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

I mentioned to my wonderful husband that I would like him to make me a soap mold that would hold about twice as many as my current mold holds. On one particularly cold and windy day, he went outside to work for a while, and came in a short while later with this:

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I’m sure you can tell, but I tilted it on it’s side so you can get an idea of what the inside looks like. Bernie dubbed it “The Soapinator”. I couldn’t wait to put it to the test.

I whipped up a batch scented with a Lavender L’Occitane type fragrance last night. The Soapinator easily held the 8.75 pound batch of soap I poured into it! Here’s a picture of it, filled with soap and topped with the lid he made for it:

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I could hardly wait to unmold the soap today and cut the bars. The Soapinator did great – and I ended up with 27 bars! It would have been 28, but I cut a little off each end to use as tester bars. My soap didn’t turn out as I had envisioned. It was supposed to be white soap with lavender swirls, topped with white soap shavings and a thin layer of the lavender on top to just barely coat the shavings. Well, the white turned rather beige, the lavender turned rather plum, and the lavender over the shavings is too thick. I still think it turned out OK – just not quite what I had in mind. I’m going to name it Lavender Breeze. Here’s a picture of the whole batch:

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As a bonus – you can also see the yellow walls of the kitchen in most of these pictures! To be fair, the colors are a little off. I used my camera with no flash. The soap is more purple than the picture shows – and the walls are a brighter yellow, if that’s at all possible.

Bernie stood by to watch as I sliced each bars. He made some interesting observations about the swirls. For example, he commented that these two look a bit like ape faces:

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He also found faces in all of these:

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Unfortunately none look like the Virgin Mary or Elvis. We won’t be getting rich off EBay with this batch. Darnit.

I wonder what, if anything, you see in these? It’s sort of like an ink blot test. Only whatever you see will be interpretted as meaning you are insane. But wait…. that’s exactly how the ink blot test works. So I guess it really is an ink blot test and you really are insane.

Bernie has close to 3/4 of the fence posts in now. He’s also taken down several trees that were dead and threatening to fall in the path of the fence. Once he takes down a tree, he also saws it up for firewood and stacks it, and then shreds the small left over brances. All of this takes a fair amount of time. I’m sure he will be happier than I am when that fence is finally finished!

On another note, we just finished our 6th month living on the homestead. Can you believe it’s been that long? I can’t. Bernie is getting as bad as I am about leaving this place. In the last two weeks he has only left this place twice. And he wasn’t happy about either of them. I’m fairly certain the neighbors will begin to think of us as those crazy people that live in the middle of the woods that no one ever sees. But I’m not so sure that’s such a bad thing.

Bee Free,
Penny