I may have told y’all that when we first decided to move to the Homestead permanently, one of the many things Bernie promised to take care of around the house, was to do things like get groceries, while I continued to work from home. I have to say, he has exceeded my expectations and done an absolutely superb job of taking care of everything while I work from home. I could not be more pleased. But I’m afraid today he got a very realistic idea of what all this truly means.
Early in the morning he told me he was going to the hardware store and to the grocery store, and asked if there was anything I would like to add to his lists of things to get. We discussed it and he made his lists and took off, cell phone on his hip. About 30 minutes after he left, I realized I need a “personal hygiene” item. I really hated to call him about it, but when living 20 minutes form the closest grocery store, I knew I had to ask him to pick it up.
So I called him on the cell phone and said “Hey honey, are you in the grocery store yet?” He said “No. I’m in the hardware store. Why”?
“Well, because I just realized I need something. Will you please pick me up some….” And then I gave him, in painstaking detail, the description, name, and brand of what I needed. But what he heard was “Well, I’ve picked today to humiliate you by asking you to pick up the most embarrassing item any man has ever bought in this entire county.” I know that’s what he heard because after about 10 seconds of dead silence he responded with “You’re kidding me, right?” *sigh*
After a few moments of assuring him I really needed it and would not ask him if things were not approaching critical mast, I finally said “Just write down exactly what I told you I need – you’ll find it right away” – to which he shouted in a very loud whisper “HONEY – I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A HARDWARE STORE!!!!!”
So he didn’t write it down – and I was shocked and pleased when he came home with exactly what I asked for! I asked him if it was as bad as he expected and he said “No. Not at all. There was a woman in the aisle when I got there, so I hung out until she left. Then I grabbed them and left.” What a wonderful husband!
When I logged off from work today, I was itching to get outside. It was so beautiful today – low 80s and no humidity. I had to get out and enjoy it. So we took a walk through the woods. We found two old shelters that had fallen many years ago, an old, dilapidated rock fence, and several new deer trails. We also found two huge patches of blueberry bushes I’ll be visiting next season. We had a really nice time just rambling about the homestead. Then we sat on the cabin porch for a while and enjoyed a beer while talking about evolution and wondering why the chicken farmer across the way has so much trouble with his fans.
Tomorrow Bernie is running wires so he can put in a couple of 40 amp receptacles outside. Yesterday he chopped firewood all day. I know he’s busier now than he’s ever been, but he’s happy. And that makes me happy! Well, that and the fact that he buys all the groceries and other necessities these days